oh, i'm fantastic

Are they gone?




[ooc; orz yes this is my lame excuse to get him posting moar DX walking talking plushie was probably mobbed by npc peeps yesterday :C]

KON-SAMA'S DELIVERY SERVICE

For all those tragically affected ladies unable to leave their houses~!

The humble and lovable Kon will fetch anything you need or desire for you and bring it to your very door~! ♥

Absolutely no ulterior motives! But if you want to give me hugs later or now I can never refuse a lady~ ♥

KON-SAMA'S ULTIMATE TOP FIVE GUIDE TO THE LADIES

1. NEE-SAN.


2. INOUE-SAN.


3. RANGIKU-SAN.


4. YORUICHI-SAN.


5. MEGUMI-SAN.



To be expanded to as additional lovely ladies make their appearance~!

Kind and gentle souls only need apply~ ♥~!

MISTRESSSSSSS


I went to the market to get the fresh grapes like you asked b-but I'm afraid I'm l-loooooooooooooooooost.

I AM A SHAME ON OUR HOUSE, TAKE ME AWAY, I AM NOT WORTHY TO SERVE YOU, MISTREEEEESS


Please don't actually sell me, give me another chance Mistress, I'll do my best, I promise!

[ooc; rofl so I have no idea either, if someone wants to claim him by all means~ (And if you're male this can just be aimed at your First Wife or whatever) You know you want a plushie servant eunuch thing.]

...Holy shit.


There are talking mice everywhere, what the fuck.

FUCK YEAH I'M AWESOME!


Shower my adorable plush body with hugs~!



[ooc; Like he could miss out. Not that...it's a huge change or anything :|]

Well forget this. Inoue-san's not even here anymore, it's just that damn Ichigo and his other sister.


I. Am going on a journey. There has to be somewhere in this City that is a kind and gentle home for a humble plush lion!


I know, I'll go find Nee-san~!! She'll welcome me to her slight bosom~~~ ♥


Nee~san~, Nee~san~, I can't wait~~~

HELP!


ICHIGO!!! NEE-SAN!!!


ANYONE!


THERE'S A HUGE FRIGGIN CAT THING FOLLOWING ME AND I THINK IT'S TRYING TO-


[low growl, and a Squeak Usually Associated With Some Part Of Kon Being Squashed]

I take that back, it's not trying IT'S EATING ME




HELP


[ooc; SO Kon has a lynx. Which uh. Is significantly bigger than he is. Lynx-san is really Artemidoris, and currently hauling Kon around by one stuffed leg.]

I HATE THIS PLACE.



Yoruichi-san, I don't suppose you're still in the mood to donate hugs to the Cause Of Forlorn Plushies?


AND I'M NOT WEARING THIS!


[ooc; Because Kon's retarded, that strike is only filtered against Yuzu and Tomoyo. He thinks it's private. ._.b]

[faint mutterings, getting louder and more comprehensible]

-really so much to ask to be treated with kindness and gentleness? Just a kind soul who'll embrace me and take baths with me...


And now even Nee-san's aband- ab- abuh.


...Uh.



Where am I?

[ooc; Completely restarted, kids, play nice plz~ Action if you so desire. If you're female he might try his 'im an adorable adorable lion king plush toy you know you want to pick me up' act]

Oi.


Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi.



The friggin' hell, I WAS AT HOME, GODDAMNIT.


Nee-san, only your kindness can redeem such a tragic turn of events...

[ooc; WELL since I fail like a failtastic failtard, and I have no idea what Kon's been doing, Ima just go ahead and say that he's been back in Karakura whilst I was on hiatus and the week after my hiatus Dx, chillin like a villain and lookin' for hot chicks but carefully before the transfer of Karakura to Seireitei. :| :| :|]

FUCKING HELL.



That's the SECOND time the City's friggin made me a parsimonious asswipe.


OH AND BY THE WAY.

ICHIGO. FUCK YOU.



AND I'M A GODDAMNED LION.

I-

Oh dear, how could I?


I wish to give out a formal apology to all the women I... mayhavedoneinappropriatethingsto. My most heartfelt apologies.

Especially Nee-san Kuchiki-san and Hinamori-san and Matsumoto-san. Inoue-san too-



I need to sequester myself in atonement. There's no other way-

Oh God is that- it is, oh vile- that's just gross, why would anyone look at that- it shouldn't be in here!


[ooc; You can't genderbend a plushie but you can sure make it unperv-ified.]

What the fucking hell.

This is great~~~!


Now if only it were a little more like a gigai~ ♥


[ooc; Switched with Toboe, and has used his illusion ability to look like a human to look like Ichigo. Who else? Enjoy the way too cheeful Ichigo face.]